MOVIE QUOTES

Merry: I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots. 
Pippin: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and... and... the mushrooms, the week before. 
Merry: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over-reacting. Run. 

Pippin: What's that? 
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint. 
Pippin: It comes in pints? 
[In low voice] 
Pippin: I'm getting one. 

Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall. 
Pippin: What about breakfast? 
Aragorn: You've already had it. 
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast? 
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip. 
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he? 
Merry: I wouldn't count on it. 

Pippin: You need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing. 
Merry: That rules you out, Pip. 
Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring. 
Pippin: Right. Where are we going? 

Gandalf: I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves... Men... and Orcs. 
Pippin: What are you going to do, then? 
Gandalf: Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words.

Pippin: It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.

Treebeard: We have just decided. 
Merry: Yes? 
Treebeard: I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have decided you are not orcs. 
Pippin: Well that's good news. 

Pippin: The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect. 
Merry: Are you mad? We will be caught for sure. 
Pippin: Not this time. 

Pippin: Not too happy at all, Merry. 
Merry: Still, the view must be quite nice from up there. 
Pippin: Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good.

Pippin: Merry? 
Merry: What, Pip? 
Pippin: I'm hungry. 

Gandalf: [to Pippin] Now, listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. Better not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took. 

Denethor: Can you sing, Master Hobbit? 
Pippin: Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no songs for great halls and... evil times. 
Denethor: And why should your songs be unfit for my halls? Come, sing me a song. 

Pippin: Is there any hope, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam? 
Gandalf: There never was much hope. Just a fool's hope. 

Pippin: The last of the Longbottom leaf? 
Merry: I know you've run out. You smoke too much, Pip. 

Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way. 
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass... 
Gandalf: ...And then you see it. 
Pippin: What? Gandalf?... See what? 
Gandalf: White shores... and beyond. The far green country under a swift sunrise. 
Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad. 
Gandalf: No... No it isn't. 

Pippin: It's so quiet. 
Gandalf: It's the deep breath before the plunge. 
Pippin: I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse. 

Merry: Are you going to leave me? 
Pippin: No, Merry. I'm going to look after you. 

Merry: Why did you look? Why do you always have to look? 
Pippin: I don't know. I can't help it. 
Merry: You never can. 
Pippin: I'm sorry, all right? I won't do it again. 
Merry: Don't you understand? The enemy thinks you have the Ring. He's going to be looking for you Pip. They have to get you out of here. 
Pippin: And you're coming with me. 
Merry: Come on. 
Pippin: Merry?  

Pippin: We will see each other again. Won't we? 
Merry: I don't know, Pip. I don't know what is going to happen. 

Gandalf: Of all the inquisitive Hobbits, Peregrin Took, you are the worst. 

Pippin: So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position. I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting. Do they? 
Gandalf: You're in the service of the steward now. You're going to have to do as you're told, Peregrin Took, guard of the Citadel. 

Pippin: We've got the white wizard. That's got to count for something.